Deonn's Happy Fun Palace Shindig Blog.
Thursday, September 23, 2004
A Safer World
Well, Cat Stevens has been deported. Martha's headed for jail. I think we can all sleep a little better tonight.
Bug-The Final Chapter
Bug has been found...Dead. At least I think he's dead. Either he is dead or he is a very convincing actor. I went to plug in my dust buster and found Bug hanging out behind my green chair. There was a wine cork back there too. I can only assume Bug had been drinking. Rest in peace my friend. ..Rest in Peace.
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
Bug
Somewhere within the far reaches of my apartment there is a giant insect plotting my demise. I came home around midnight to discover what looked to be a large black bug in the early stages of rigor mortis. I decided not to deal with the bug at that moment. Ever the procrastinator I decided to wait until daylight. It seemed much less creepy dealing with a dead bug in the daytime. I didn't really want to look at the bug while I watched the last half of Letterman so I found a heavy yellow soup bowl to place over our dead arthropod. I almost forgot about the little beast until I nearly tripped over a heavy yellow bowl before I had consumed my caffeinated beverage of choice. I mean coffee (for those of you who thought I enjoyed a nice amphetimine laced ovaltine...I reserve that for weekends and holidays) I love using parenthesis, even when they aren't needed (especially when they aren't needed) I also enjoy a good exclamation point!!! and an oddly placed apostroph'e. (But I digres's!)
I decided to face my problem head on (the bug, not the drug addiction) I found a piece of cardboard to use as a scooper and removed the bowl only to discover that the bug as big as my foot was not there. I looked in the bowl. Not there either. Not only did this bug manage to live through his airless incarceration but he managed to get out from underneath a bowl that if dropped at the right angle could kill a small puppy (I have not actually dropped this bowl on a small puppy...he was more like a dog...he lived) So there you have it. Somewhare there is a really pissed off radioactive superbug plotting my death. So if I don't blog for awhile...you'll know what happened. (Good bye friend's.!!!)
